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I wish exercise made you generally more attractive… Like for every 5kms you run you get glossier hair or better bone structure or clearer skin.
… But then we’d all be Beyonce.
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A university student from China, pasted a “boyfriend-wanted” card on the university notice board and more than 2000 guys showed up.
The girl
Guys who showed up.
The notice card.
“My name is Zhang Mengqian, a grade one student, and I think I am attractive, but strangely I can’t find a boyfriend. However I believe in destiny. If you have the same wish, please come under my dormitory building and shout for my name in between 12:30 to 12:50 on March 11th, and I will observe you secretly up on the building. If you’re my type, I’ll come down to meet you.”
swag so hard
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